{"product_id":"dead-serious-stainless-steel-skull-necklace","title":"The Dead Serious Skull Necklace – 70cm Stainless Steel Chain","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE DEAD SERIOUS SKULL NECKLACE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe “I Probably Own a Torque Wrench” Chain\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome necklaces whisper.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis one looks you dead in the eye and asks if you brought the right socket.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Dead Serious Skull is a detailed sugar-skull-style pendant on a long 70cm stainless-steel box chain. It sits low, catches the light, and gives off strong “yes, I can fix it” energy whether you actually can or not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHY IT LOOKS LIKE IT HAS STORIES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBig Detail. No Tiny Pendant Energy.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe skull is packed with carved-looking filigree and scrollwork, so it has real texture and presence instead of looking like something that fell out of a vending machine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e70cm \/ 27.5\" Chain.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLonger than the usual chain, so it lands mid-chest and works over a tee, henley, or open flannel without trying to choke you into better life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePolished Silver-Tone Finish.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eClean enough for going out. Mean enough for standing in the garage staring at a problem until it fixes itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInstant Personality Upgrade.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePut it on and suddenly you look like you know a guy who knows a guy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE BORING BUT IMPORTANT STUFF\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePendant: Detailed sugar-skull-style design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Stainless-steel alloy pendant and stainless-steel box chain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChain Length: 70cm \/ 27.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinish: Polished silver tone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Long drop, approximately mid-chest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBest worn with: Flannel, leather, black tee, suspicious confidence\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eActual mechanical knowledge included: None\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePERFECT FOR\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBiker dads.\u003cbr\u003eGarage dads.\u003cbr\u003eBackyard pitmasters.\u003cbr\u003eGuys who say “I’ll just eyeball it.”\u003cbr\u003eThe friend who brings his own tools because he doesn’t trust yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to bike night, a show, the brewery, the shop, or an HOA meeting if you want the conversation to end quickly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning: May cause people to assume you can rebuild a carburetor.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you cannot rebuild a carburetor, maintain eye contact and change the subject.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFLANNEL DADDY SEAL:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDead Serious. Questionable Decisions. Dad-Approved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Flannel Daddy Loot","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45721242861651,"sku":"FD-DEADSERIOUS-U-OS","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0689\/0602\/5043\/files\/FullSizeRender_a03fa362-a07a-4ef3-a99b-1f9c4275348a.jpg?v=1781912688","url":"https:\/\/flanneldaddyloot.com\/products\/dead-serious-stainless-steel-skull-necklace","provider":"Flannel Daddy Loot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}