{"product_id":"mens-spider-pendant-necklace-eight-legged-menace","title":"Men’s Eight‑Legged Menace Pendant","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMEN’S EIGHT-LEGGED MENACE PENDANT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Spider That Pays Rent on Your Chest\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome people wear a nice little chain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou chose a spider.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGood call.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Eight-Legged Menace is a stainless-steel spider pendant built for the guy who thinks “subtle” is what happens when the exhaust quiets down.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s detailed, a little creepy, and guaranteed to make at least one person lean in and say:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Dude… is that a spider?”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes, Kevin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat is clearly a spider.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHY IT HAS EIGHT LEGS AND ZERO CHILL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt to Be Noticed.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe stylized spider pendant has enough detail to catch the eye without looking like you robbed a Halloween store.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStainless Steel Construction.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSolid everyday jewelry with a clean, durable feel that works with a black tee, open flannel, riding jacket, or whatever shirt survived the garage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e60cm Chain.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAbout 23.6 inches — long enough to sit right on your chest without looking like you borrowed your kid’s necklace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTwo Ways to Creep People Out.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAvailable in Silver or Black. Choose your menace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE BORING BUT IMPORTANT STUFF\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Stainless steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePendant: Stylized spider design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChain Length: 60cm \/ 23.6\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Silver or Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStyle: Statement necklace \/ everyday streetwear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNumber of legs: Eight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNumber of people who will ask about it: More than zero\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePERFECT FOR\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGuys who like spiders.\u003cbr\u003eGuys who absolutely do not like spiders but enjoy making other people uncomfortable.\u003cbr\u003eBikers.\u003cbr\u003eGarage dwellers.\u003cbr\u003eHalloween all-year people.\u003cbr\u003eThe friend everyone already describes as “a little weird, but in a good way.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to bike night, the brewery, the shop, a concert, or Thanksgiving if your aunt asks too many questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot responsible for anyone yelling “GET IT OFF ME” when they see it from across the room.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFLANNEL DADDY SEAL:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEight Legs. Zero Chill. Dad-Approved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Flannel Daddy Loot","offers":[{"title":"Silver","offer_id":44664371478611,"sku":"FD-EIGHTLEGGED-U-SIL","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":44664371511379,"sku":"FD-EIGHTLEGGED-U-BLK","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0689\/0602\/5043\/files\/IMG-5701.png?v=1779867897","url":"https:\/\/flanneldaddyloot.com\/products\/mens-spider-pendant-necklace-eight-legged-menace","provider":"Flannel Daddy Loot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}