{"product_id":"official-dad-tax-wallet","title":"Official Dad Tax Wallet","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDAD TAX COLLECTOR \/\/ FD APPROVED - Collector Series\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFlannel Daddy EST. 2026 - Black Edition, Gray + Gold Edition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe taxman cometh. And he wants fries.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIntroducing the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDad Tax Collector Wallet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — the official, FD Approved system for collecting what is rightfully Dad's.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFRONT: THE RATE CARD\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLaser-etched on gold anodized aluminum:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDAD TAX\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFRIES — 25%\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCANDY — 30%\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYOUR DRINK — 50%\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAPPROVED. NO APPEALS. NO REFUNDS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBACK: THE CREDENTIALS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe black stainless collector plate that says you mean business:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDAD TAX COLLECTOR\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e - with the OG FD Monkey, arms crossed, not playing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFD APPROVED - DAD TAX PAID IN FULL - NO RECEIPTS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE BAND: THE SEAL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlack woven elastic cash band with the embossed FD Monkey badge. Holds it all together, just like Dad.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's a 3-piece EDC system: RFID-blocking pop-up card holder with trigger, removable collector ID plate, and cash band. Built from anodized aluminum, built for pockets, diaper bags, and drive-thru raids.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd if you lose it?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIF LOST, RETURN TO DADDY. Reward: High Five + Cold Beer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is the Black Edition Collector Series. Not a wallet. It's policy. Once it's paid, it's paid. No receipts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for Father's Day, new dads, or any dad who has ever said \"let me get a bite of that.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Flannel Daddy Loot","offers":[{"title":"Yellow Gold","offer_id":46279025033299,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":46279025066067,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray","offer_id":46279025098835,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0689\/0602\/5043\/files\/CC78F1D7-E355-4ADB-B786-DCA2921A73F3.jpg?v=1789416052","url":"https:\/\/flanneldaddyloot.com\/products\/official-dad-tax-wallet","provider":"Flannel Daddy Loot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}