{"product_id":"the-dont-start-none-necklace-brass-knuckles-pendant-60cm","title":"The Don't Start None Necklace – Brass Knuckles Pendant (60cm)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDad strength, no gym membership required.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is for the dads who never start it, but everyone knows you’d finish the honey-do list, the yard work, and the conversation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Don't Start None is a clean, classic brass knuckles pendant — not a weapon, just a warning label in jewelry form. Cast in zinc alloy so it’s got that solid, weighty feel without costing like real brass. Polished smooth, no sharp edges, hangs just right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComes on a 60cm (about 23.6\") box chain. That’s the sweet spot length — not a choker, not hanging to your belly button. Sits perfect on a tee, thermal, or open flannel. And yes, it comes in both tones because dads have options:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003eBRASS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – for the bold, the retired bouncer, the guy with the vintage truck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSILVER\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – for the shop dad, the biker dad, the \"I only wear black\" dad\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI love this one because it’s simple. No skulls, no fish, no story you have to explain. People see it and they just \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eget it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE SPECS, DAD-STYLE:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePendant:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Zinc alloy knuckles, polished finish, hollow center (lightweight, about 2\" tall)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChain:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 60cm \/ 23.6\" box chain, zinc alloy to match\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColors:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Available in Brass Tone and Silver Tone\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFinish:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Smooth, everyday-wear friendly — won't snag your shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVibe:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Tough dad, soft heart, will absolutely help you move a couch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNote: This is fashion jewelry, not protective gear. Wear it to the bar, the bike night, the hardware store. Do not be dumb with it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFlannel Daddy approved. Small batch — grab your color before your buddy does.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Flannel Daddy Loot","offers":[{"title":"Silver","offer_id":45721282674771,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brass","offer_id":45721282707539,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0689\/0602\/5043\/files\/FullSizeRender_2aa8f22a-1b9d-4c02-a7ec-e237a3cc90a2.jpg?v=1781913369","url":"https:\/\/flanneldaddyloot.com\/products\/the-dont-start-none-necklace-brass-knuckles-pendant-60cm","provider":"Flannel Daddy Loot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}