Decepti-Tool: Retro Faction Mini Keychain Knife - More Than Meets The Eye Edition

SHOPIFY DESCRIPTION:

TIL ALL ARE CUT.

Remember 1986? Bowl cut, Saturday morning cartoons, and robots that were definitely more than meets the eye? Yeah, this is for that kid.

Meet the Decepti-Tool. From a distance, it looks like a cool retro faction badge for your keys. Open it, and it reveals a nasty little secret. A proper stainless steel cutter hiding inside a pocket-safe shield.

Flannel Daddy added this to the loadout for one reason: even the baddest bots in the galaxy can't open that indestructible plastic clamshell packaging without help.

WHY DAD'S CARRYING IT:

This isn't a toy from the cereal box. It's a legit little workhorse. Perfect for slicing inventory boxes, cutting paracord at the campsite, opening letters from the HOA, or winning the war against Amazon tape. It lives on your keychain, so you actually have it when you need it.

And at 48 grams, you won't even notice it until you need to prove that your EDC has a deceptive edge.

THE SPECS DAD ACTUALLY WANTS TO KNOW:

Function Over Fiction: Folding shield design keeps the blade locked safe in your pocket until you need it. One-thumb deploy.

Built Like The 80s: Full stainless steel blade and handle. No plastic junk. Hardness 55-57HRC so it holds an edge.

Keychain Ready: Comes with the chain and split ring. Clip it and forget it.

Four Factions to Choose From:

•  Silver Steel - The classic. Like it just rolled off the cartoon.

•  Midnight Black - Stealth ops. For the garage at midnight.

•  Gold Leader - For the dad who has everything, but shinier.

•  Oil Slick Rainbow - That sweet, sweet heat-treated 80s chrome. Dad's favorite.

THE NITTY GRITTY:

•  Material: Stainless Steel (Blade & Handle)

•  Design: Transforming flip-out shield

•  Hardness: 55-57 HRC

•  Overall Length: 7cm / 2.75" (3cm blade, 4cm handle)

•  Weight: 48g / 1.7oz

What's in the box: 1x Retro Faction Mini Keychain Knife with key ring

Flannel Daddy's Garage Disclaimer: This is a real mini knife, not a toy. Keep away from kids, keep out of checked luggage if you're flying, and know your local laws. We made it for opening boxes and cutting cord, not for being a tough guy. Use your common sense, you got this.

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