The Don't Start None Necklace – Brass Knuckles Pendant (60cm)

THE DON'T START NONE NECKLACE
The “I’m Just Here for a Beer” Chain

You’re not looking for trouble.

You’re looking for tacos.

But if your necklace happens to look like a tiny set of brass knuckles, that’s between you, the bartender, and whoever keeps touching the jukebox.

The Don’t Start None is a polished knuckles-shaped pendant on a 60cm box chain. It comes in Brass Tone or Silver Tone and delivers exactly the right amount of “probably a nice guy… probably.”

WHY IT WORKS WITHOUT SAYING A WORD

Simple. Clean. Slightly Concerning.
No giant logo. No complicated story. Just a knuckles-shaped pendant that makes people immediately understand the assignment.

60cm / 23.6" Chain.
The sweet spot: not a choker, not hanging somewhere near your belt buckle. It sits right over a tee, thermal, or open flannel.

Two Finishes.
Brass Tone: vintage truck, old bar, “I know a shortcut.”
Silver Tone: black tee, shop floor, “don’t worry, I brought tools.”

Solid Zinc Alloy.
Enough presence to feel like real jewelry without making your neck file a workers’ comp claim.

THE BORING BUT IMPORTANT STUFF

• Pendant: Knuckles-shaped fashion pendant
• Material: Zinc alloy
• Chain: Matching box chain
• Chain Length: 60cm / 23.6"
• Colors: Brass Tone or Silver Tone
• Finish: Smooth and shirt-friendly
• Vibe: Tough dad, soft heart, owns at least one ratchet strap
• Protective capability: None whatsoever

PERFECT FOR

Biker dads.
Shop dads.
Retired-bouncer energy.
Guys who say “I’m only staying for one.”
The friend who will absolutely help you move a couch and complain the entire time.

Wear it to the brewery, bike night, a concert, the hardware store, or date night when you want your wife to ask:

“Seriously? You’re wearing that?”

Yes.

Yes, you are.

Fashion jewelry only. Not protective gear. Do not be dumb with it.

FLANNEL DADDY SEAL:
Don’t Start None. Won’t Be None. Dad-Approved.