Official Dad Tax Wallet

DAD TAX COLLECTOR // FD APPROVED - Collector Series

Flannel Daddy EST. 2026 - Black Edition, Gray + Gold Edition

The taxman cometh. And he wants fries.

Introducing the Dad Tax Collector Wallet — the official, FD Approved system for collecting what is rightfully Dad's.

FRONT: THE RATE CARD

Laser-etched on gold anodized aluminum:

DAD TAX

FRIES — 25%

CANDY — 30%

YOUR DRINK — 50%

APPROVED. NO APPEALS. NO REFUNDS.

BACK: THE CREDENTIALS

The black stainless collector plate that says you mean business:

DAD TAX COLLECTOR - with the OG FD Monkey, arms crossed, not playing.

FD APPROVED - DAD TAX PAID IN FULL - NO RECEIPTS

THE BAND: THE SEAL

Black woven elastic cash band with the embossed FD Monkey badge. Holds it all together, just like Dad.

It's a 3-piece EDC system: RFID-blocking pop-up card holder with trigger, removable collector ID plate, and cash band. Built from anodized aluminum, built for pockets, diaper bags, and drive-thru raids.

And if you lose it?

IF LOST, RETURN TO DADDY. Reward: High Five + Cold Beer.

This is the Black Edition Collector Series. Not a wallet. It's policy. Once it's paid, it's paid. No receipts.

Perfect for Father's Day, new dads, or any dad who has ever said "let me get a bite of that."