Retirement Plan – Retro Van Metal Wallet

This is the retirement plan.

Not the 401(k). Not the responsible one.

The one where the alarm clock is gone, the van is pointed toward the sunset, and nobody is asking why you haven’t answered an email yet.

Will it actually happen? Who knows. At this rate, I’ll probably still be clocking in when they put my name on the parking spot.

Until then, Retirement Plan is a little reminder of what we’re working toward: fewer meetings, more miles, and absolutely no idea what day it is.

Built on a slim metal RFID-blocking card holder with a money clip, it keeps the bulk down while carrying the cards and cash you actually need.

The Loot:

• RFID-blocking metal wallet
• Retro van and sunset artwork
• Holds 1–12 cards
• Integrated black money clip for folded bills
• Slim, lightweight everyday-carry design
• Limited Flannel Daddy Loot release

Keep working. Keep dreaming. Try not to die at your desk.