Sitting On My Assets – Beach Lounger Metal Wallet

Two chairs. One sunset. Zero responsibilities.

The Sitting On My Assets wallet is for the guy whose retirement plan consists mostly of disappearing somewhere warm, sitting near the water, and ignoring anything that sounds like a meeting.

The artwork features a tropical sunset, palm tree, and two empty Adirondack chairs waiting for somebody to finally clock out for good.

This isn't meant to be another throwaway wallet. Each one is finished, checked, and packed by Flannel Daddy before it heads out the door.

Built for everyday carry:

• Slim metal construction without the bulky bifold feel
• Holds up to 12 cards plus folded cash
• Integrated money clip
• RFID-blocking design
• Durable printed artwork
• Individually inspected before shipping

The Flannel Daddy part:
Small-run gear, a little sarcasm, and no corporate motivational quotes.

If you're still working, consider this a visual reminder of the plan.

If you're already retired... you bastard.